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Damn youre so kind to those effing self absorbed teens, you're exemplary, and you deserve a Noble prize
Anonymous

HEY you take that back about my kiddos!!!!!!

You could have been a little less harsh with swag.
Anonymous

What??????? No!! It’s okay to stumble and not know exactly what you’re doing!! And it’s okay to make mistakes, even big ones. It’s okay to need someone to help you and even take care of you to an extent and I wanted to do that! But he needs to figure out what he’s going to do when he’s done sitting on my couch and losing his turtle in my house.

teenageswagger:

What are you getting on abou-

oh
I get it
Spoiled rich kid, never had to support himself
Yeah, that’s sounds like me

Well, obviously neither of us wants me here. I’m just going to put on my shoeses and grab my turtle and I’ll totally being out of your dankyass bachelor pad

-opens his wallet and grabs a check-
Here fill it with what ever you deem your dead granny room was worth 
But oh
Don’t take too too much
Cause.. you know
I might starve

I’M NOT KICKING YOU OUT — I NEVER CALLED YOU A SPOILED RICH KID —

-runs after him-

JUST COME BACK I WASN’T KICKING YOU OUT

…………

………… How could I call him a spoiled rich kid I own a yacht

teenageswagger:

mrogleby:

SWAG. YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT SOME SORT OF PLAN. You have to be able to support yourself, even if it’s not in some conventional way. What are you going to do to be able to support yourself????

I GOT MONEY
Is it rent you want?? I can give you room and board for this shit show if that’s what all this is about
I understand 
Teachas gotta eat

WHOSE MONEY? You don’t have money!!!! You have your mom’s money!! I don’t need RENT, I need you to be able to get a JOB to make your OWN MONEY so that you can live on your own. I know you don’t want to be living here with me. So what are you going to do to get out?

teenageswagger:

mrogleby:

That goal didn’t work out because you weren’t making it for yourself, you were making it for your mother. You need to come up with what you want to do for yourself and make plans to reach that.

-YAWNS-
Too long; didn’t listen

SWAG. YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT SOME SORT OF PLAN. You have to be able to support yourself, even if it’s not in some conventional way. What are you going to do to be able to support yourself????

teenageswagger:

Why the fuck would I need a goal?

I had a goal for the last year and look how well that fucking turned out.

Yep~ I think I’m just going to take it easy and maybe look into retirement.

That goal didn’t work out because you weren’t making it for yourself, you were making it for your mother. You need to come up with what you want to do for yourself and make plans to reach that.

teenageswagger:

mrogleby replied to your post: mrogleby said:Hey kiddo. How you …

NO YOU’RE JUST SUPPOSED TO PUT THE WHOLE SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU’RE DONE IT’S JUST ETIQUETTE — whatever it doesn’t matter. I want to know what the plan is. For your future.

Like tomorrow?
I don’t know??? eat, play video games, pee, leave the toilet seat up, nap-

You know that’s not what I mean.

It’s totally fine that you’re here and I’m glad that you are. But you do need to figure out what you’re doing long-term. If you’re taking time off then you need to have a deadline for that. If you want to do something else that’s good too, but we need to start figuring this out.

How come I don't remember him asking to bang you? Or Wait did it happen in the 90's?
Anonymous

Who? What? I have no idea what this is referring to, detention shut up

[txt] please ignore all those texts i sent

[TXT] What texts

Oh.

…………….

[TXT] What texts ha! Ha! Ha!

class-cannibal:

mrogleby:

teenangstbitter:

……………….. uh— … um. I didn’t know that…

… so is your cheese— like it doesn’t use dead cow in it. ………is it okay…

No, cheese doesn’t necessarily use dead cow in it. But it’s not vegan, so… it’s not okay if you’re going vegan….

Cheese isn’t vegAANN????

Forget it. Bring me cheese.

THAT’S what I like to hear!!!!! I’ll find the softest cheese I have.