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If you were marooned alone on a desert island, and you could choose two things to have with you, what would they be?
Anonymous

An airplane and a pilot

YOU SHOULD NAME IT OTTO. THAT'S GOTTA BE LIKE 3 CLEVER THINGS IN ONE.
Anonymous

THAT’S ALREADY WHAT I CALL OTTERS!!!!! lil ottos!!! Where did capitals go

MR. O-- did you know that otters have territories? You little friend would probably be happiest if you took him back where you found him. Or make One do it, since he's the otter-napper in the first place.

I just said I was going to do that. What, do you think I don’t have an extensive knowledge on otters????? I’ve been an otter. I territorialized Uno’s bathtub in four seconds flat.

keep the otter!
Anonymous

I CAN NOT PROPERLY CARE FOR AN OTTER!!! If you really love an animal you should do what’s best for it, even if it’s hard!!!!

class-cannibal:

mrogleby:

Naming it after me seems weird. Although Lil Harvey does sound pretty badass…….

I DON’T THINK IT WILL JUST STAY IN MY BACKYARD!! There’s not enough wildlife for it. It would be best for it to go back to where it belongs. It is a wild animal. 

8( awww man. I guess, as a werebear, I understand.

We’ll see what happens. There’s that creek not that far into the backyard. We’ll see. Anyway.

You want a snack?

class-cannibal:

mrogleby:

NO. What do you think we should name it?

I’m going to let his little paw heal as much as it can and then take him back to the woods. I was thinking we could have an otter releasing party.

I don’t know. Mr. O Junior?

BUT TEACH… TEACH YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE A PET OTTER. you could just keep it in your backyard

Naming it after me seems weird. Although Lil Harvey does sound pretty badass…….

I DON’T THINK IT WILL JUST STAY IN MY BACKYARD!! There’s not enough wildlife for it. It would be best for it to go back to where it belongs. It is a wild animal. 

class-cannibal:

mrogleby:

God damnit Uno —

Do you want to see the otter or not???

Yesss. Did you name him yet

NO. What do you think we should name it?

I’m going to let his little paw heal as much as it can and then take him back to the woods. I was thinking we could have an otter releasing party.

class-cannibal:

mrogleby:

class-cannibal replied to your post: class-cannibal said:Heyeyyyyyyy T…

Haha. So uh, your arm doing okay?

Yeah, it really wasn’t that bad. I just dislocated my elbow. The sling is just for caution.

You know, I never broke a single bone in my body until I met you kiddos. And now I’ve hurt the same arm twice. And have an otter in my bathtub.

Haha. Man you must’ve lead one BORING life.

God damnit Uno —

Do you want to see the otter or not???

class-cannibal replied to your post: class-cannibal said:Heyeyyyyyyy T…

Haha. So uh, your arm doing okay?

Yeah, it really wasn’t that bad. I just dislocated my elbow. The sling is just for caution.

You know, I never broke a single bone in my body until I met you kiddos. And now I’ve hurt the same arm twice. And have an otter in my bathtub.

Heyeyyyyyyy Teach!

Uno!!!!

I have a very top secret mission for you in the bathroom. NO that sounded bad. Just — the otter is in the bathtub. Come in.