its numbers o'clock
arent you glad uno isnt your student anymore, so you can say stuff like that?
Anonymous

I’m still not sure I should be saying stuff like that to him but I think it’s kind of silly to try to deny that I love him and my other kiddos. I feel like it’s pretty obvious.

when does school start, mr hotdad
Anonymous

……………….. When… does school start?????

[whispers really quietly] i love you

UNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you too!!

You were crushing on Swag's mom for a moment there weren't you
Anonymous

NO I WAS NOT

class-cannibal:

… Yeah. Man that really sucks….. man. Man oh man. -sighs-

Oh- aw, poor little Harvey…. -pats him- Well, I’m here for you now. You and Swag. I’m here for everyone.

I don’t know…. but we can find out.

Poor little Harvey is big Mr. O now, you don’t have to be there for him!!! He’s there for you. But we’re all there for each other. Oh no we’re a family and I’m emotional. Let’s go eat cheese with your weird stomach monster before I start to cry.

class-cannibal:

Uh.. no me and Biddo did some…. testing already……………………… she doesn’t eat hands.

… Ok, I’ll go check after….

There’s probably not a lot to say to him other than that you’re there for him. I took two years off before I went to college and I started having panic attacks immediately and didn’t know how to tell anyone. That would have helped a lot, to know someone was there for me. Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever told anyone that, ha! Ha… ha.

Anyway. Do you think she’ll be able to tell the difference between cheeses????

class-cannibal:

mrogleby:

……………………………….

………………………………. Hmmmmmmm.

I hope you won’t be offended if I stay like, 20 feet away from you at all times.

No no, Abby’s cool. She eats everything. We can stuff food right in there and it just goes away into the void

………………………………… Do you think Swag would wanna see Abby…

……………… I bet that would actually cheer him up a lot. I don’t know if he’s home though.

So if I put my hand in her, will she eat that too? Or is she intelligent? Can she differentiate? You know what. Let’s not test it. I have some stale bread though.

class-cannibal:

…………………………. Holy shit. I had no idea……. …..

…. shit…

…………..

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This is Abby….

……………………………….

………………………………. Hmmmmmmm.

I hope you won’t be offended if I stay like, 20 feet away from you at all times.

class-cannibal:

Huh? Why’s Swag here? …. Shouldn’t he be leaving for school soon?

He — oh. He didn’t tell you? Uh —

His mom kicked him out. I went over to try to help him talk about college… he didn’t really want to go anymore… and I thought I could help. But his mom… I didn’t know what to do so I brought him here.

…………… Who is Abby

class-cannibal replied to your post:TEACH HEY
Wh… why?

Because… it… because… I wanted to know… how many socks…

Anyway are you here to see Swag? I’m not sure if he’s here or not. He might be up in his room. You can go check if you want.